I've decided not to make a last post until my last post has a good chance of being the last, last post. I thought that my first last post was going to by my last, last post, but the next time I checked the forum, I found out that there were many last posts trying to override my last post. I then mathematically figured out how to ensure that my second last post would actually be my last, last post. Alas, I returned to the forum and found out that my second last post was last posted by many other last posts.
I want to state again that this is NOT my last post. I'm going to save my last post for a last post that will really be my last, last post.